What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:03

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.